Topic: Scary Stuff
I received a nice warning the other day from a security advisor who wrote that he did "not want to take on any chance here, please take note. A new brand of whiskey is on the market. [The bad guys] have entered GRAND WHISKEY to compete with top brands only this desert blend will not only scorch the back of you throat but will have you begging for a swift end. $70 will get you a case of 12 bottles laced with the finest rat poison and other ingredients designed to do you harm. DO NOT CONSUME and please pass on."